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A clean, witty hoodie for your post-social-season survival mode.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the emotionally self-aware and aesthetically unavailable.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis soft cotton hoodie delivers cozy sarcasm and subtle detachment — the perfect companion for holiday burnout and self-care season.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo graphics, no fluff — just a statement that speaks volumes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“It’s not you, it’s seasonal burnout.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. 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Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Weaving—Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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